More than raising kids, just being awesome in whatever brings u real joy, and loving people and not being an asshat all the time Whatever ur dna tells u, in a responsible manner This has been my tedtalk
Best part is the actual verse says the men of the city should "stone [the child] to death with stones." I mean... yeah? What else were you supposed to stone a guy with? Flowers?
Alright, but the way you phrase it implies some, if not most, schools aren't, so by your logic, there is a chance that that school has yet to shift towards an emphasis on unjust suffering, allowing funni prager man to do it himself.
@@theradiance256 Wow, you're such a genius! You're going to be the next Einstein! I look up to you do to your unparalleled intelligence and gracefulness. Bravo.
These Prageru YTPs are gold because Dennis really does say some wild shit so they really don’t have to create fake words by combining two words together to make it sound like a curse lol.
@@leaderofcommunistchina1427 a common practice for youtube poops is sentence mixing. You take two or more words or sounds from phrases and create new words and phrases.
@@leaderofcommunistchina1427 they mean that the guy really says things like "unjust suffering" and "human feces", removing a lot of a YTP artists workload
@DUDAH vietnam wasn't an imperialistic country... Usa was just afraid of vietnam catching the "communism" disease, and of course we lost so either way it was a complete waste for everyone
0:21 "Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens?" "The baby fucking dies." no matter how many times i watch this one clip, i cannot help myself from laughing. the sentence mixing is so good LMAO
F-35B LIGHTNING II fighter jet. #BlueLivesMatter So is laissez-faire capitalism. Socialism in reverse. Also, I can't tell if you're being legit or doing it for the memes.
"Why doesnt communism have the same terrible reputation as Nazism? Reason number one. They have much better music." 1:07 Welp cant deny that one Dennis.
I can't name any Nazi-era composers working in Germany at all, let alone ones that are any good. Meanwhile, in Russia - Shostakovich. I rest my case, shitlords.
@@deusvult299 Wagner fucking sucks. Anyway, while Wagner definitely WOULD have been a Nazi, he lived entirely in the 19th century, so he didn't get the chance.
@d they still make those, and the classic-source edits have, in fact, evolved in both precision and creativity, to the point where they are as unlimited as their cousins from newer sources.
At Prager High School Student: Hello, Narcissism? Can you teach me about the biblical book of Ymonoretued? Teacher: This is the Genocide class. Anyway, about global warming Dennis walks in with a club
The way that everyone in every single prageru video slowly says and annunciates everything just makes it so ripe for the picking for ytps. Every sentence and word is able to be so perfectly cut and put together and this video is the best example of that, i love it when prageru isnt just shit on but is completely mocked because of how damn unserious it already is 😭
"If you want to avoid a bad outcome with a police officer, follow this simple rule. When a cop gives you a 'lawful command', say no" Dear god but that joke hits different now.
Okay, I will say the lines "You will address all teachers by the N word: Narcissism" and "Self-esteem will be attained in only one way: racism" are genuinely brilliant satire. And in general this is one of the funniest things I've seen all week.
Hi there. This is the NASA. Please cease your investigation into global warming or we will redirect a meteor into your home using our space tractor beam. Kind regards, James Bridenstine
Some historians argue it's because communism. Others argue it's because Vietnam kidnapped Ben Shapiro's parents. I'll argue it's for reasons we do not fully understand.
The domino effect was a wrong, stupid theory, and the Vietnam War did absolutely nothing to “stop it”. America not only lost the Vietnam War, it got fucking owned. The attempts by conservatives and fanboys of the intellegence agencies and military-industrial complex to spin it any other way are just extremely sad and pathetic.
4 года назад+2
@@HW-sw5gb 'Got owned', ha! I am sure they did. And also whether domino effect is real or not, the main objective was to stop the communist vietcong taking over, America may have lost the battle, but the war? Also, yes, I am a fanboy of military strategies and history, just not only on US. Also, I am not American.
debatable, real Prager U ads can be just as funny, albeit in a different way there is something quite comical about watching someone go on for 4 minutes about how saying "Happy Holidays" is actually an exclusive statement, that hurts my feelings (also t h e l e f t is to emotional)
"I'm reorienting the school away from academics and toward unjust suffering." 2:48 Thank you Mr. Duntis Program for accurately summarizing what the goal of the American educational system already is.
How he feels talking over 19 year olds two classes into political science and sociology while twisting their words against them and using straw man arguments
@@birdflox1337 well i meant that as in "wow another psuedo intellectual on the internet" I don't care about Ben Shapiro but I also don't care about trying to voice political views on a comedic video lmao
Приколы
"Imagine a world with no theft or murder. That would drive me mad."
- John Lennon's first draft of "Imagine"
John Lennon is Ben Sharpo illuminati confirmed
Classic Movie Man 1997
mad not crazy
More than raising kids, just being awesome in whatever brings u real joy, and loving people and not being an asshat all the time
Whatever ur dna tells u, in a responsible manner
This has been my tedtalk
DISGOSTING
@Zinkeron
No need for greed or hunger
Would make me feel so sad
"When a cop gives you a lawful command, say, 'No.'"
Why didn't I think of that?
Now you are free...
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of existence
George floyd wants to know your location
@@The-Big-Boss If only Kendall Jenner was there to give the cops a Pepsi
@@bearpuns5910 oh right of course !
Cops like to kill people for fun.
For reasons we fully understand
This sounds like an ongoing game of cards against humanity
what if it is?
@@ImTheGuy what if life is an ongoing game of cards against humanity?
@@Leninsfemboygf
everything else is participating in cards against humanity(including some people)
You'd think so, but this is actually pretty accurate to what Prager U tries to do
If it was the young turks playing the prager u expansion pack solo
nothing will EVER top Dennis saying "THE BABY *FUCKING* DIES"
the only thing that can is Dennis *actually* saying "I need mommy, I need milk"
For reasons we do not fully understand
@@ashfox7498words can't express how funny I find your comment
@@Stickarms99 "I want to be held I want to be comforted."
It's the way the video enunciates the words! Kills me every fucking time.
This ytp is amazing for reasons we do not fully understand
Nah, it has *MUCH BETTER MUSIC*
IKR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ in your opinion, don't go around using actually to enforce your bullshit belief bitch...
@ butthurt conservative detected
@ republicunt incel
*For reasons we do not fully understand.*
📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉
Confused stonks
@Hungry Microwave what happens?
@The flööfy möth for reasons we do not fully understand
A black lesbian toilet
ah so this is the height of earthling intelligence
“You will address all the teachers by the n-word.”
Finally.
N A R C I S S I S M
Ni...
@@populistcunt4508 g
Neurotic
My............
Neighbor
“The citizens could kill him to death, with faeces!”
Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.
Best part is the actual verse says the men of the city should "stone [the child] to death with stones."
I mean... yeah? What else were you supposed to stone a guy with? Flowers?
@@TheAlmightyJello Weed
@@TheAlmightyJello Halfbricks, pottery, mortar, anything really
@@eMorphized as long as it gets the job done
How does one kill someone but not to death?
never thought i would laugh at someone saying "the baby f**king dies" but here we are
It's like a few seconds into the video and it already broke me multiple times. xD
@@christianmartin82804 it's one thing to quote a ytp, but another weird thing to quote the comment you're replying to
@@SmashLiXs why do you want to start a fight
@@christianmartin82804 are you asking?
@@SmashLiXs asking what are you starting a fight yes you are
Me during an exam: Okay, I got this, just concentrate
My Brain: - ᴜʀɪɴᴇ and ғᴇᴄᴇs
My brain: GOD is a BLACK LESBIAN TOILET
My brain, on loop: 4:33
For reasons we do not fully understand
Then you try to refocus, and then your brain goes,
*"would urine and feces combined be fucine or ureces"*
Who's joe mama?
"This school will have failed if any of you graduate"
I felt that
Yeah man...
For reasons we do not fully understand
One of the major in my uni, the one that I'm studying. Has only 5 graduates per year despite more than 1000 people enrolled.
Unconscious FOR REASONS WE DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND
"WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!?!?"
“That god is cruel. That god made a world full of liberals.” For a minute I couldn’t even tell if that was edited or not😭
I'm reasonably certain Dennis Prager actually believes that.
God made Liberals to test the will of all human beings. Same reason why he lets bad things happen, honestly.
Dennis truly is a visionary, far ahead of his time.
You cannot prove that Dennis has not said this
Strictly speaking, it wasn't "full of" but rather "filled with".
"I am reorienting the school away from academics and toward unjust suffering."
so basically nothing changes
@@Sleygar it happens
Guilherme Dias See. Not saw. Seesaw.
Claire Deming Couldn’t be more correct.
Dutch van der Linde Seesaw? I thought I was done with chapter 3
I’ve never laughed so hard
“I am reorienting this school away from education and towards unjust suffering”
This implies that some schools aren’t oriented that way already
Kill la Kill in a nutshell.
Isn’t school already that
Basically Danganronpa
Duh. That's why they have to fix it.
Alright, but the way you phrase it implies some, if not most, schools aren't, so by your logic, there is a chance that that school has yet to shift towards an emphasis on unjust suffering, allowing funni prager man to do it himself.
“Black lesbian toilet” gets me every time for some reason.
For reasons we don’t fully understand
funniest part!
Socialism is based on toilet paper used in the black lesbian toilet
**VOTE THIRD PARTY** ruclips.net/video/OkoEKQLwIwg/видео.html
@@Polyglot_English no
"God is a black, lesbian toilet" easily one of the best lines
urine and feces goes harder
For reasons we don't fully understand.
its real
sure, i'll incorporate that into my theology.
Skibity
remember the social distancing rule: stay two ben shapiros apart
@Jerzy Dziś
Also communism has much better music.
Mirza Hamza Baig for reasons we fully understand
But at that distance we'll get to contagiate everyone its just way too close
I'm in some crazy place where we use weird units. What is the conversion from ben shapiros to black lesbian toilets?
At that distance it's a breeding ground for the virus
“Why is this ad is on every RUclips video”
“For reasons we do not understand”
"I've blocked and reported these advertisements three hundred times! Why the hell does it keep showing up"
"For reasons we do not fully understand"
XD
They eventually stopped showing up for me. I guess just keep it reporting and disliking the add?
@@Achiles5th Relax. Just watch some extremely left stuff and Prager U will run for the hills.
Black forest gummies
It was the height of the Cold War, the Vietnam War was raging-for reasons we do not fully understand.
That's kinda true when you think about it.
@@jakespacepiratee3740 for reasons we do not fully understand.
It’s a New YaaY, yes it is
Imagine a world without murder. A world without theft.
This would drive me mad!
For reasons we do not fully understand.
- The Joker
The wonders and glories of.
*G E N O C I D E*
@@KyleFlazz holy fuck I didn't even realize I had that many
DENNIS NO
You will address all teachers by the n word
@Zakareya Alatoli an unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing
Just Another Idiot
The school’s clubs will be based on nazism
Narcissism
You will address all teachers by the n-word:
Narcissism
....For reasons we do not fully understand
can't believe the copyright system hasn't flagged this reupload of prager u content
@@theradiance256 Wow, you're such a genius! You're going to be the next Einstein! I look up to you do to your unparalleled intelligence and gracefulness. Bravo.
Stop following me or i'll call the cyber police
This place is full of trolls
I know, word for word, it's shameful! The Citizen Brain is a f***ing pirate!
haha It's funny 'cause it isn't true.
“Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens?”
*_The baby fucking dies_*
For reasons we do not fully understand.
"Here is a fact: Dennis Prager should frighten you."
**High pitched squeamish noise plays**
for reasons we do not fully understand
Are we certain Dennis Prager isn't some cosmological horror?
**intense violins**
Well he does now.
"the baby fu-cking dies"
THAT HAD ME DYING LMAOOOOO
Like the baby?
For reasons we do not fully understand
My favorite part, such a banger
0:24
****VOTE THIRD PARTY**** ruclips.net/video/OkoEKQLwIwg/видео.html
"Capitalism is based on human greed, socialism is based on toilet paper."
- The COVID-19 Pandemic, March 2020
Its actually based on the situation in Venezuela. Not everything is related to the recent situation, just bc its your frame of reference.
TheBaioken are you stupid?
@@Ry_TSG a very obvious, unoriginal one though.
TheBaioken Ok. And?
@@craze4019 Ok. And?
These Prageru YTPs are gold because Dennis really does say some wild shit so they really don’t have to create fake words by combining two words together to make it sound like a curse lol.
What
@@leaderofcommunistchina1427 a common practice for youtube poops is sentence mixing. You take two or more words or sounds from phrases and create new words and phrases.
@@leaderofcommunistchina1427 they mean that the guy really says things like "unjust suffering" and "human feces", removing a lot of a YTP artists workload
Didn't they defend the confederacy and slavery?
Wut
This video has convinced me that there needs to be "Cards Against Prager."
Maybe a PragerU expansion pack to Cards Against Humanity is in order. That would be fun.
@@eMorphized "Pushing a baby underwater" needs to be a card.
for reasons we do not fully understand
"I am reorienting the school away from _______, and towards _______."
I thought there was something like that
I love this video,
For reasons I do not fully understand.
Dale Potter omg me to
@@thotbusters9261 me too
I was the 666th like
**Insert quote from video**
Sounds like it predicted 2020, everyone be stocking up on only toilet paper.
Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens?..
"Here is a fact; Dennis Prager should frighten you."
*TERRIFYING MUSIC*
I laughed so hard when the red face popped up. But the chinese anthem remix (hardcore) was too much. ChinOOOYYYY
He already did😂
+2B or not 2B
I want to like this comment, but it has 666 likes...!
Lol 666 likes😂
Your chances of being killed by Dennis Prager are low.
But not zero.
Dennis: “No obscene language will be tolerated anywhere on this school’s property”
Also Dennis: “ *The baby fucking dies* “
“I’m Ben Shapiro, *super genius*. “This is literally something I could imagine him saying.
Ethan Pan Olive Garden worker: “do you want unlimited breadsticks”
Benjamin Shapiro: “that’s literally impossible”
I actually understood the "you think" part. He basically was saying You assume others think like you until you question it
Yeah but he actually is
Bencil sharpinero
I laughed at that part for too long
"Clubs that transport you to the wonders and glories of genocide"
-Dénis Pagure, 0 AD
the clubs will focus mainly on nazi-ism
why are there 666 likes
@@johnnymitchellcollier idk perhaps because 666 people liked the comment
"The Vietnam war was raging for reason we do not fully understand."
-Every American History Teacher
American imperialism
damn it do be like that
@DUDAH vietnam wasn't an imperialistic country... Usa was just afraid of vietnam catching the "communism" disease, and of course we lost so either way it was a complete waste for everyone
Man
Men
Man
2:12 is so goddamn funny. I can 100% picture Prager saying it, too.
"Imagine a group of activists so powerful they can beam their propaganda right into your ass."
-Ben Shapiro The Super Genius
Bean Shapiro
They want you to think like they think
Left wing ass-beaming machine: *DESTROYED*
And unless you're aware of what they think, chances are, you think they think that they think like you think.
DeltaDragonoid225
It was the height of the Cold War, and the Vietnam War was raging, for reasons we do not fully understand.
Have you ever pushed A bAbY underwater? What happens?
*THE BABY FOOKING DIES*
*ThE bAbY BeCoMeS fAmOuS tHrOuGh NiRvAnA.*
For reasons we do not fully understand
0:21
Let’s be honest, we can’t stop watching this.
For reasons we do not fully understand.
I've been watching it repeatedly for over a month since I stumbled upon it
@Sahib and I never will
There’s something delightful about watching blatant propaganda get memed up like the ridiculous garbage it is
For reasons we do not fully understand? How about, because it's funny?
Cameron Mead ugh same i can’t stop
PragerU: *we are educated individuals*
Also PragerU: *gets triggered over a literal plastic potato*
Why is your profile picture Barney the Dinosaur?
@@grumpoggo2636 it's susie from deltarune
@Squareboo I was joking.
@@grumpoggo2636 oop i'm sorry lmao-
@@TheDemonsPactOfficial It’s ok. I’m just silly.
“Capitalism is based on human greed; socialism is based on toilet paper.”
Venezuela be like.
Oh so that is the reason why they had so much toilet paper in the soviet union
Socialism is based on my penis not getting pusssieeee because in socialism women are men
Fascism is based on God
Anarchism is based on fortnite battle royal
"I am reorienting the school away from academics and towards UNJUST SUFFERING"
Isn't that what school has always been?
Sir Dies Alot - For reasons we don’t fully understand
In a word: yes
Foucault says yes
@Skeptical Slim Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro, super genius
“When a cop gives you a lawful command, say *no.* “
Damn, if only Ted Bundy knew.
0:21
"Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens?"
"The baby fucking dies."
no matter how many times i watch this one clip, i cannot help myself from laughing. the sentence mixing is so good LMAO
This school will have FAILED if any of you graduate.
American public schools in a nutshell
*I will club to death all teachers who teach global warming*
tbh
Scottisheyebrow I mean it’s not far from the truth
And not enslave or murder
So why doesn’t communism have the same terrible reputation as Nazism; reason # 1, they have better music.
*Soviet Anthem blares*
Perfection
Having no knowledge of nazi anthem(s) is an acceptable form of ignorance.
Erika is better
@@siegfriedfaust8425 tfw you haven't heard March of memories or die Klein trompeter
Nazis gave us Flight of The Valkyries
ruclips.net/video/vvCGZEqk8Ak/видео.html
"I am reorienting the school away from academics and toward unjust suffering."
It all makes sense....why school has been so miserable...
Isn't that what school has always been? I like your profile picture by the way, fallout nv is a great game.
theRPGmaster Good game, but it’s fan-art of Killzone.
Well, at least he's got his priorities straight.
This is about as coherent and 10,000 times more entertaining than anything they've ever put out
I freaking LOST IT at "that god made a world full of liberals"
For reasons we do not fully understand.
What kind of God would do this?
@@bradtheunchad3192 a cruel one apparently lmao
Skypod Studios And that god is *_a black, lesbian toilet_*
@Liam Dysart then everything suddenly make ssnese
"God is a Black, Lesbian, Toilet."
I KNEW IT! I'M SETTING UP A CHURCH!!!
Nooo he said “THAT” god is a black lesbian toilet. You’d actually be starting a cult instead of a church.
@@estheay3611
What's the difference
@@delphi4213 for reasons we do not fully understand
Delphi the difference is -Churches serve fried chicken.-
Okay I’ll stop
@@estheay3611 nonono, keep talking...
“You will address all teachers by the n word”
Dead
narcissism
@@amazydaisybackup3966 I don't remember posting this comment, but I guess it's good that Dennis slew me because he likes murder
"That God is a Black, Lesbian, Toilet"
There's so many good ones from this.
"if you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed"
Denis Prager is going to open hope's peak
Knowing the danganronpa series, yeah
WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!?!?!
dennis enoshima*
Monokuma but he's just white
Hope's Peak doesn't enslave people though
“It is my intent that black students will be this schools property”
"If you leave this school without having been murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed."
Which video is 3:10 from?
@@psychosalad6653 ruclips.net/video/KeqBbO_jpXk/видео.html
@@TheAlmightyJello people will look up the video if they're interested. This is a meme. Fuck off.
Hecking Bamboozled He was just answering the other person’s question as to what video that part was taken from.
"When a cop gives you a lawful command, say no."
Words to *live* by.
Also, flawless logic with religion and God.
Sir, how many levels of sarcasm are you behind right now?
@@greg77389 500,000-SHU spicy CHIMICHANGA level :D
Black people be like
Jadin Rosh that does not give me any more of an understanding of ur comment
@@jubjub7673 for reasons we do not fully understand.
The Black Lesbian Toilet joke makes me laugh even after hearing it for the 10th time
Same, also "the baby fucking dies" made me laugh like 10 times in a row i-
The question is, does it IDENTIFY as a black lesbian toilet? This is why it is so important to listen carefully to pronouns.
Chicago's current mayor immediately came to mind (unfortunately).
abola2121 XD
for some reason the tone of voice of "the wonders and glories of *genocide."* gets me every time. Same with the biblical book of Ymonoretued.
Jesus christ the bit where he talks about what kind if school Prager u is, it's art. Fucking masterpiece Holy shit
Gf: Don’t get political in front of my parents please
Me: Ok
15 minutes later:
Yeah that would be a stretch for me.
Imagine a group of activists so powerful they could beam their propaganda directly into your ass
- CJ - *waat?!*
@@ulisesr614 the line was where shapiro was talking... for reasons we do not fully understand
Tell them that a just God wouldn't make a world filled with liberals, and that they have an unhealthy preoccupation with condom-wearing
You could have at least edited it
ikr
Are you sure? Because I don't know if PragerU can teach you to differentiation between urine and feces.
F-35B LIGHTNING II fighter jet. #BlueLivesMatter Would it drive you mad if the world had no murder or theft?
F-35B LIGHTNING II fighter jet. #BlueLivesMatter So is laissez-faire capitalism. Socialism in reverse.
Also, I can't tell if you're being legit or doing it for the memes.
Anthony Mendoza socialism doesn't work it's been tried and failed
"Why doesnt communism have the same terrible reputation as Nazism? Reason number one. They have much better music." 1:07
Welp cant deny that one Dennis.
I can't name any Nazi-era composers working in Germany at all, let alone ones that are any good. Meanwhile, in Russia - Shostakovich. I rest my case, shitlords.
@@brianray8351 You make a very compelling argument
@@brianray8351 Wagner you fucking troglodyte
@@deusvult299 Wagner fucking sucks.
Anyway, while Wagner definitely WOULD have been a Nazi, he lived entirely in the 19th century, so he didn't get the chance.
Erika's pretty lit don't bout you fam
Genuinely more coherent than actual PragerU videos
For reasons we do not fully understand.
Exactly 👍🏽!!!
“Socialism is based off toilet paper” really hits different during quarantine
Ikr
Looks like we're all socialists then
So your a socialist if you wipe your ass. So that's why trump walks weird. It all makes sense now 😲
@@dirtydan693 so..... Aren't we all socialist?
@@sooryan_1018
Yes unless you don't wipe your ass but that's just fucking nasty walking around with shit in your crack
We keep coming back to watch Citizen Brain...for reasons we do not fully understand.
I can't stop liking your comments because of that hot af avatar.
milestailprower Heh. Thanks, but I’m already married to a sage wolf.
@@TheWunWhiteWolf UwU
From Wikipedia: RUclips Poops have evolved over the years, and in the current era, it has more of a similarity to avant-garde media.
4:33
@d
Same, dude, same.
@d they still make those, and the classic-source edits have, in fact, evolved in both precision and creativity, to the point where they are as unlimited as their cousins from newer sources.
**source: not Wikipedia**
For the reasons we do not fully understand
"Imagine for
a moment a world in which there was no
murder or theft"
"This would drive me mad"
0:47
For reasons we do not fully understand
"If you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved this school will have failed."
isn't that Danganronpa
yeah
Zinkeron
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@Zinkeron you're gosh darn right
Just replace enslaved with brainwashed
The despair inducing videos from THH were just Praeger U vids
At Prager High School
Student: Hello, Narcissism? Can you teach me about the biblical book of Ymonoretued?
Teacher: This is the Genocide class. Anyway, about global warming
Dennis walks in with a club
Dennis: cArE tO rePeAt ThAt?
WAT?
*for reasons we do not fully understand*
Wow, thanks for over 100 likes!
Oh boy that should be a video.
"Capitalism is based on human greed, Socialism is based on *T o i l e t P a p e r* "
2020, The prophecy is true.
"Capitalism is based on human greed, Socialism is based"
@@charljuliojonnemek2652 nah both are pretty unbased
@@lambsauce8172 worker ownership of the means of production and the decomodification of inflexible markets, baby
@@charljuliojonnemek2652 never worked never will
@@KicksPregnantWomen never been developed, won't happen for the next 200 years
“You think they think that they think like you think” is the most convoluted way to say a sentence that still makes sense
“If you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed”
Danganronpa?
hope's peak academy: a colossal failure
No
America
CrazyRiverOtter FUCK YEAH!
@@CrazyRiverOtter I hate how true that is
Ultimate Conservative Shitbags
“The existence of God only ensures the existence of God”
“You will address your teachers by the n word”
Andrew Kuder 💀💀
Narcissism!
For reasons we don’t understand
I was the 1000nth like. You now have 1k thanks to me
N A R C I S S I S M
“I am reorienting the school away from academics, and toward *unjust suffering.”*
The American school system, ladies and gentlemen.
I was about to comment that it sounds like modern education in a nutshell
Zelda The Pirate Sim no, Charlotte Mecklenburg Schools.
No more like "I am reorienting the school away from academics, and towards Shooting Practice"
American schools? That sounds like every ordinary school everywhere to me.
Michael Something Constructive criticism is always welcome
The way that everyone in every single prageru video slowly says and annunciates everything just makes it so ripe for the picking for ytps. Every sentence and word is able to be so perfectly cut and put together and this video is the best example of that, i love it when prageru isnt just shit on but is completely mocked because of how damn unserious it already is 😭
Prager U is a damn endless goldmine for sentence mixing
"That god is cruel. That god made a world full of liberals"
That sounds exactly like something PragerU would say
WhiteVoidGDLeopardsun don’t forget urine and feces.
WhiteVoidGDLeopardsun urine and feces too🤦♂️🤦♂️lol
For reasons we fully understand
😂😂😂😂
“Reason #1 - They have much better music.”
@@the10thfloor37 I mean he's not wrong.
In this school, self-esteem will be obtained in only one way: R A C I S M
I actually yelped that was so funny
It's actually how those assholes do it, really; by putting racial minorities down, they feel better about themselves. Way too real.
"You will address all teachers by the N-word"
The Duppe narcissism!
“I like to murder for fun.”
My theory that Denis Prager is the zodiac killer is all but confirmed.
"You should be scared of Dennis Prager."
-Dennis Prager
So it’s not confirmed?
@@pressftopayrespects6325 They just found someone they think was the Zodiac killer
For reasons we do not fully understand
Makes just as much sense as a regular pragerU video tbh
At least this one is funny
*“It is my intent that black students will be this school’s property”*
Abraham n o
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!! YOU'RE WERE SAPOST TO DESTROY THE SLAVERS, NOT JOIN THEM!!! BRING BALANCE TO THE U.S., NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!!!
save us abe
@@umardickenson9590 this needs more recognition
Oh no
"If you want to avoid a bad outcome with a police officer, follow this simple rule. When a cop gives you a 'lawful command', say no"
Dear god but that joke hits different now.
PragerU unfortunately forgot the fine print about dying.
I think too many people listened.
Only if you're a NPC lol.
@@Dennis-nc3vw yeah lets just let the police walk all over us
Police brutality has always existed, people are just paying attention now...
0:24 this is unironically the funniest yet the smoothest sentence mixing ive ever heard
For reasons we do not fully understand.
@@FH4Player6397I mean, socialism is based on toilet paper!
This is honestly one of the funniest ytps I've ever watched
"the vietnam war was raging. for reasons we don't fully understand."
Okay, I will say the lines "You will address all teachers by the N word: Narcissism" and "Self-esteem will be attained in only one way: racism" are genuinely brilliant satire. And in general this is one of the funniest things I've seen all week.
I think "you don't have to be religious to be religious" is also pretty damn biting satire.
ok librils
if global warming is real why did my 3 year old die in the freezer after i left him in there for a week
check mate
Hi there. This is the NASA. Please cease your investigation into global warming or we will redirect a meteor into your home using our space tractor beam.
Kind regards, James Bridenstine
It died for reasons we do not fully understand
Easy they obviously died of freezer burn not freezer chill duh.
Did you vaccinate?
Wrong. It died because it was exposed to the left's ideas
Still makes more sense than a normal episode
I thought ytp was a dead medium unused since 2014 but then your video appeared in my recommended, thank you and Godspeed you absolute madlad.
Tyler Robison
Numberer1 and Cs188
Not only that, the baby part has become a meme recently.
you are incorrect (but this would be a great time to be)
The new era of PragerUTubePoops is a glorious one.
But God is cruel. He made a world full of urine and feces.
Here is a fact: Citizen Brain is one of the best YTP channels out there.
And one of the most underrated.
...for reasons we do not fully understand.
absolutely agree
Comrade Cora would like a word with you
Definitely among the top tier in my list of best poopers.
“You will address all teachers by the N word: Narcissism.”
THE WONDERS AND GLORY OF
G E N O C I D E
Verde the Star Warrior, here.. there’s your 100th like
If you take it back, you can rejoin our alliance
Least Non-sensical video from Prager U
For reasons we do not fully understand.
@@richardgadberry8398 I agree
Dude you're a literal socialist 😂
@@Badookum doesn't change the fact that he's right about PragerU
Same level of derangement but more funny
“you will address all teachers by THE N WORD”
Aquamelon!
Narcissist ... wait, no
this reminds me of boondock's skit of the teacher who said the n word
An unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing
Student: "N*gga how much time do we have to complete the exam?"
Teacher: ...
Narcissism!
Bless the black lesbian toilet god this was wonderful.
The only God I pray to
@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 been better since we kicked R Kelly out.
Fuck her, she created liberals and urine and feces
@@demonicdude1328 you dare blaspheme our toilet lord? heretic!
nigga toilet...
This is probably one of the most iconic ytps.
"The Vietnam war was raging, for reasons we do not fully understand."
thats not ytp, thats just a fact
Some historians argue it's because communism. Others argue it's because Vietnam kidnapped Ben Shapiro's parents. I'll argue it's for reasons we do not fully understand.
Something to do with French colonialism or with VP Johnson wanting their land to graze his cows.
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You mean "independence" as dictated by the US.
The domino effect was a wrong, stupid theory, and the Vietnam War did absolutely nothing to “stop it”.
America not only lost the Vietnam War, it got fucking owned. The attempts by conservatives and fanboys of the intellegence agencies and military-industrial complex to spin it any other way are just extremely sad and pathetic.
@@HW-sw5gb
'Got owned', ha! I am sure they did.
And also whether domino effect is real or not, the main objective was to stop the communist vietcong taking over, America may have lost the battle, but the war?
Also, yes, I am a fanboy of military strategies and history, just not only on US.
Also, I am not American.
If only this played instead of normal Prager U during ads.
That would make me soooo happy 🤣
Pay money, and it could.
All right how much does it cost to run some ads on RUclips
debatable, real Prager U ads can be just as funny, albeit in a different way
there is something quite comical about watching someone go on for 4 minutes about how saying "Happy Holidays" is actually an exclusive statement, that hurts my feelings (also t h e l e f t is to emotional)
That's a utopian wish.
"I'm reorienting the school away from academics and toward unjust suffering." 2:48
Thank you Mr. Duntis Program for accurately summarizing what the goal of the American educational system already is.
1:48 So, that's The Daily Wire+ in a nutshell.
This YTP made me laugh a lot
[for reasons we do not fully understand]
You made this comment
[for reasons we do not fully understand]
i pissed urine and shat feces from laughing
[for reasons we do not fully understand]
"I'm Ben Shapiro, suuuper genius!"
How he feels talking over 19 year olds two classes into political science and sociology while twisting their words against them and using straw man arguments
William Todd ooooo edgy
@@sock312 my dude how is that edgy, if anything he's saying that ben shapiro tries to be edgy
@@williamtoad8040 That's just what Jews tend to do
@@birdflox1337 well i meant that as in "wow another psuedo intellectual on the internet" I don't care about Ben Shapiro but I also don't care about trying to voice political views on a comedic video lmao
"it was the height of the cold war, and the Vietnam War was raging, for reasons we don't fully understand." truer words have never been said.
“When a cop gives you a lawful command, say ‘No’”
"If you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed."
_Danganronpa intensifies_
DUN DUN DUN DA DUM DUM BA DUM DUM
Nice one
Hmm, that’s weird, my butter has a motif of a motorcycle on it...
"I am reorienting the school away from academics, and towards unjust suffering" -monokuma
The only problem is the word "enslaved".
Just replace it with "brainwashed" and we're good to go.