Good News... Bad News...

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D-rock

• Apr 8, 2007

• #261

Bad News: You got to see what the hot dogs were made out of minutes earlier.

Good News: You get a phone call from an old friend.

 

nothingandless

• Apr 8, 2007

• #262

Bad News: He needs money and ride from the police station.

Good News: you'll finally be able to get that cd you loaned him a year ago.

 

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D-rock

• Apr 8, 2007

• #263

Bad News: He will finally be able to get that $536 you borrowed from him 9 years ago plus interest.

Good News: At least he takes you to eat at your favorite pizza place.

 

nothingandless

• Apr 8, 2007

• #264

Bad News: They no longer serve garlic and are out of jalapenos.

Good News: They do offer Italian beefs now!

 

HeartBroker

• Apr 16, 2007

• #265

Bad News: They are all out!

Good News: The cheesesteak place across the street is open!

 

member006

Closed Account

• Apr 16, 2007

• #266

Bad News: They don't have it "wit"

Good News: Three woman want your body.

 

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D-rock

• Apr 17, 2007

• #267

Bad News: They need a punching bag to take their frustrations out on.

Good News: You just bought a new chrome hot rod.

 

member006

Closed Account

• Apr 17, 2007

• #268

Bad News: I have nowhere to go.

Good news: Free beer at the rally today.

 

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D-rock

• Apr 17, 2007

• #269

Bad News: You don't drink alcohol.

Good News: LadyLove says she has something to show you.

 

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Iamforever

Banned

• Apr 17, 2007

• #270

bad- its a kick in the ass


good news- your ass is numb from what bubba did this morning.

 

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D-rock

• Apr 17, 2007

• #271

Bad News: Bubby was a nickname somebody gave a cattle prod.

Good News: You were shown on television.

 

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Iamforever

Banned

• Apr 17, 2007

• #272

bad news- it was at a dodger game.

good news- i was at a baseball game

 

Sutekh35

• Apr 24, 2007

• #273

bad news-both teams have been abducted by aliens

good news-the aliens are on our side

 

HeartBroker

• Apr 24, 2007

• #274

Bad News: The reason they are on our side is because they want to do strange experiments on us!

Good News: It makes you superior to mere mortals!

 

Sutekh35

• Apr 25, 2007

• #275

Bad news-I might be superior,but did they have to shove the probe up there?
Good news-I'm going to have the probe removed tomorrow

 

nothingandless

• Apr 25, 2007

• #276

bad news- the removal involves a large saw with no anesthesia.

good news- the andy griffith show will be on a maraton for your stay in the operating room.

 

Sutekh35

• Apr 25, 2007

• #277

Bad news-the aliens have control of all channels and put a 24hr Friends marathon on instead
Good News-The probe popped out of its own accord during a visit to the toilet

 

HeartBroker

• Apr 25, 2007

• #278

Bad News: Your kidneys came out with it!

Good News: You have the power!

 

member006

Closed Account

• Apr 25, 2007

• #279

Bad News: You forgot where you put it.

Good news: You won a trip to Florida.

 

HeartBroker

• Apr 25, 2007

• #280

Bad News: You were eaten by an alligator!

Good News: It was a very sexy alligator!